Saying F.U. Without Uttering A Word

     Ever want to flip someone off but just saying FU isn't all that grand? Nowadays, the finger doesn't quite deliver the maximum fuck-you-ness some people deserve. So, I've compiled a list of five things I've either done myself or know someone who has that pack enough of a punch to either rattle the opposition's feathers or secure a one-way ticket to the nearest jail cell.

The Come On Over

Gesturing the curling finger motion of 'Come over here' is a huge FU in Southeast Asia, more specifically The Philippines. And a good one can get you locked up.

The Slapfist

Slam your fist into your other palm basically broadcasts an intention of beating the hell out of some unlucky schmuck. Caution: only slapfist people you know you can outrun LOL.

Death To You

In Russia, an even number of flowers is used only for funerals. So if you cross paths with that hottie, giving her a bouquet may have you on the business end of Putin's People if not checked first.

The Peace-less

The first two fingers in a V shape is a symbol of peace, love, & friendship here in the States. Overseas, it's like only using half of those two fingers (not the one most people start counting with). Best to use this one at a sporting event where just about everyone is drunk enough to forget this by morning.

Up Yours!

In the Middle East, never throw a thumbs up. The same goes for a growing number of other countries. You're basically saying, "thumb up your ass". Be careful, since the one you 'up-thumb' may be kinky enough to want it.

:D